"Mom, if we go in a spaceship, I bet we can land in God's front yard." - Matthew, age 6.
"I need a MEDIC!!" - Luke, age 2.75, after banging his knee. How he knows the word "medic" I have no idea.
"Mom, I think you pee out of your bum because you don't have a penis." - Matthew
"I think you can win that triathlon this year, Mom." - Matthew
We were out somewhere and ran into people we have not seen in a long time. I am introducing my kids as "This is Matthew, he is our quiet, sensitive one and this is Luke, he is our funny one."
Luke pipes up and says "MOM!!! I am NOT F*CKING!!!"
"That's berskusting." - Luke's word for disgusting.
We were having supper the other night and I said "Because of the recession we have to give one of you away....who should we give away?" Matthew says "We should give Luke away but make sure we keep all his toys."
"Mom, if I swallow bubble gum, does this mean I can fart bubbles??" - Matthew
3 comments:
hahahahahahahhahaha. Thanks best laugh I've had in a while! Your kids rule.
Give him some bubblegum and tell him to try it. Take pictures. That will be a great thing to show off when he gets married.
LOL cute
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