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Am super grumpy today. I have no reason to be bitchy but I am. Everyone is annoying me. Why are some people just so annoying? Like the guy on the elevator today...I am on there, heading up to the 9th floor, he jumps on around the 5th floor, presses the G button and then spouts out b.s. cause we are headed up instead of down.
Buddy, look at the arrow before you get on the elevator!!! WTF?
I was in a meeting today with all the advisors in the office and one of the guys just always states the obvious. I just want to say to him "Why do you say out loud what we already know? We are wasting time talking about this..." WTF?
The other guy in my office that brown noses so bad I want to smack him. Seriously. I. Want. To. Smack. Him. He takes one of the partners his coffee. WTF?
People that do not have predictable and acceptable behavior really, really annoy me. If you say one thing but do another, I cannot be around you for very long. I have dumped two people out of my life over the last few months that just brought b.s to my life and I don't want to deal with it, on any level. One more is on the verge of being punted...I have tried to be patient. I have tried to be understanding. Somedays, I don't think these traits are in me. I am trying really hard...but I feel a punt coming on!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
I hate today but your post is hilar. I have a combination of all those people at my work too and I can't stand them. UGGGGHHHHHHHHH
PS- I'm not patient or understanding either. Ever.
(Hang in there)
Punt away! People, like closets, need a good thorough cleaning every so often too. Like Amy said, Hang in there, Kelly -- the poop might rise to the top, but you get to flush the toilet! :) :) :)
You slay me sista! You need to watch the following:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=oWxVKLt1CRs
Oh, and don't forget to do the Bruce Lee cry as you punt 'AEEEEEEEEIIIIII'!
Do it! Do it! Punt the person out. You shouldn't have to deal with bad people in your life who do nothing but stress you out or bring you down.
Do we work at the same place? Soemtimes I just want to say "um, you said that yesterday and the day before and nothing has changed so no need to say it again". And then when they change things at the last minute before something is going out the door to the client and I have to update 10 different charts for one small change, I want to say "you suck. you just simply suck.".
I love the smokers who ride our elevators and stink up the whole thing like a pack of Camel Lights stuck deep in a sorierty girls' fake Kate Spade purse. Gross.
OMGosh. Now I'm irritated and thsi whole comment is about me, I'm sorry! But I really really enjoyed your post and I hope today gets better! Thanks for letting me vent on your comment area :-)
LMAO....with you not at you....you need to carry a tiny little shovel on you at all times....about the size of a garden trowl...when someone pisses you off give them a little smack just hard enough to hear the "TING" and all is magically better....ok i know you can not do that but wouldn't it be nice if you could!
The one good thing about my job is that I can and do tell people exactly what I think and what they can do with it!!
hear the ting....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
oh yes, the TING. You have no idea how this mere concept of the shovel, the ting, the satisfaction that comes with the shovel hitting bone .... has helped me survive.
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